EpicGaylordBrian This username is dedicated to Brian: a gaylord of epic proportions.
I specialize in artwork created using the finest ballpoint pens and school notebooks, making all my work environmentally friendly since I use limited resources (hipsters, take note).
I draw all the inspiration for my artwork from extreme boredom in school and, as you can all understand, it is very difficult to create masterpieces as brilliant as these while trying to understand whatever your teacher is talking about.
Please, hold in your applause.
If you are interested in my artwork (which you probably are, since my work is so brilliant), starting price is 10 points or AU$5 million. I am also accepting requests and commissions so if you want me to draw the ceiling of your own Sistine Chapel in ballpoint, feel free to contact me. You should not pass this opportunity up as I am known to be more efficient than Michelangelo (he took years to complete his ceiling; I will take 5 minutes). If you are interested in procuring your very own G. Brian original, click this fav.me/d4tjqhv for more details.